Ever felt down about yourself, desperate for a compliment, but got none?
Well, sometimes it can be better not to receive any flattery at all, as these bizarre and downright rude comments shared by people from all over the world and collected by Bored Panda to show.
Retarded compliments include one lady who was told she was ‘smart…for a woman’, while another – who has pale skin due to a severe iron deficiency – was told she ‘looked more human than usual’ .
Most of the worst offenders made a blunder when trying to be nice about someone’s appearance, including one guy who told his date she had “eyes like a Jersey cow” and then claimed the said cows are “pretty foxy.”
Some of the so-called compliments were more obscure, such as a woman being told she had a “perfect colon” after being examined by a doctor.
Here’s FEMAIL Rounding Out The Worst Compliments Ever Given…
People from all over the world share some of the worst ‘compliments’ they’ve ever received – some of them will shock you (stock image)
Many of the underhanded compliments involved physical appearance, including one woman being compared to a Jersey cow, and another being told she looked “human” for once. A disabled woman was told she was the most beautiful person her admirer had ‘ever seen in a wheelchair’
It’s not endearing to say the least to be mistaken for a stripper or labeled as weird or ‘an unbranded Energizer Bunny’ – not to mention the comparison to a can of beans
Erm, thanks? It’s always good to know that your body seems to be functioning well, as these people discovered during medical appointments